Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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