Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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