ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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