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Where you are. You must stay where you are are

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Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu

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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!

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(631): Where you are. You must stay where you are are (631): Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu (631): Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!! http://tfl.nu/6b8y

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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(207): i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like http://tfl.nu/ol8k

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(410): View more from Maryland

i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.

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(410): i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break. http://tfl.nu/ccu2

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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin

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(626): You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin http://tfl.nu/mf5k

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(330): View more from Ohio

Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.

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(330): Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience. http://tfl.nu/lhjv

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.

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(336): Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom. http://tfl.nu/g9fv

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(678): View more from Georgia

Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!

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(678): Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,! http://tfl.nu/t1zn

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.

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(920): I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone. http://tfl.nu/uom5

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before

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(856): Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before http://tfl.nu/gngt

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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times

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(573): You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times http://tfl.nu/9yzl

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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."

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(909): While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run." http://tfl.nu/99ml

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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room

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I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life

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(402): Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room (1-402): I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life http://tfl.nu/wz9a

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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.

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(256): But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here. http://tfl.nu/kzon

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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"

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(425): I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing" http://tfl.nu/ogw7

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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.

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(402): I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it. http://tfl.nu/iuy2

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