also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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