mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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