Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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