next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
