mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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