I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So apparently I’m into choking now
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