do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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