Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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