It's Friday. Sex?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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