and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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