How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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