This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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