How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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