WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
