I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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