Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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