Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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