I am in a vortex of obligation.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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