bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My vagina is very pro this idea
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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