guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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