he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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