Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he shaved USA in his pubs
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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