that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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