Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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