I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We left an ass print on the piano.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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