yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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