one might say we're banned from that church
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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