But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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