i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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