It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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