The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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