you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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