Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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