It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Who died my cat blue again?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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