We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Everyone says I win the strip club
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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