I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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