She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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