If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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