wake up i wanna do it froggy style
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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