So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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