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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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