Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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