Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just want nice things and good sex
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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