I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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