I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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