Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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