I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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