I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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