And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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