Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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