why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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