Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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